Or is it Texas humor? Or Preacher humor? Not sure but my girlfriend sent this to me in a forwarded e-mail….cute: )
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The Flight Attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.” The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”
I love it!!